1、真羡慕我同桌,有一个阳光,美丽,可爱到爆炸的同桌。
I really envy my deskmate, there is a sunny, beautiful, lovely to explosion of classmates.
2、同桌,没关系,等我有钱了就带你去最好的神经病医院,接受最烂的治疗。
My deskmate, it doesn’t matter. When I get rich, I’ll take you to the best neurological hospital for the worst treatment.
3、我同桌的同桌是个学霸,我的同桌是个学渣。
My deskmate’s deskmate is an excellent student, my deskmate is a poor student.
4、我的同桌有个好同桌,而我却没有个好同桌。
My deskmate has a good deskmate, but I don’t have one.
5、为什么我的眼里常含泪水,因为我的同桌老是给我丢人。
Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because my deskmate is always losing face.
6、别人家的同桌都是暖得要死,我的同桌是巴不得我死。
Other people’s desks are warm, my deskmate is eager for me to die.
7、我的同桌命可好了,有一个老好老好的同桌。
My deskmate is very lucky. She has a very good deskmate.
8、每次吵不过别人的时候,我都会说一句“关门放我同桌。”
Every time in a fight, when I can’t win others, I always say, “close the door and let go of my deskmate.”
9、谁都不能动我同桌,请关爱每一个智障儿童,关爱智障儿童是我们的职责。
No one can move my table. Please care for every mentally retarded child. It is our duty to care for them.
10、打我同桌可以,但我警告你,不要误伤我。
It’s OK to hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don’t hurt me.
11、我愿用我同桌的节操和情操换我期末考试及格。
I’d like to trade the integrity and sentiment of my deskmate for passing the final exam.
12、别以为两包辣条就能收买我,两包只够买我同桌。
Don’t think two packs of spicy strips can buy me off. Two packs are only enough to buy my deskmate.