一、再好的链子也拴不住爱跑的狗。No good chain can tie a running dog.
二、现在不努力，将来拿什么向曾经抛弃你的人证明它有多瞎。If you don’t work hard now, what will you do in the future to prove to those who have abandoned you how blind it is?
三、我曾经骄傲的向谁也不低头，可后来，我学会花言巧语面对不同的狗。I used to be proud of not bowing to anyone, but later, I learned to talk to different dogs.
四、总归有人看不惯我，我能怎样，百般讨好，还是杀人灭口。Somebody can’t stand me. What can I do, please or kill?
五、被人暖一下就高热，被人冷一下就成冰，请原谅我一生爱憎分明不讨巧。Being warm is hot, being cold is ice, please forgive me for my life love and hate is not clever.
六、你的抑郁症是矫情，你的拖延症是懒，你的强迫症是闲得蛋疼，你的失眠是根本不困。Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is very boring, your insomnia is not sleepy at all.
七、承诺，就像放屁，当时惊天动地，过后苍白无力。Commitment, like farting, was earth-shaking at that time, and then pale and powerless.
八、你没权利看不惯我的生活方式，但你有权抠瞎自己的双眼。You have no right to lose sight of my way of life, but you have the right to blind your eyes.
九、当你又瘦又漂亮，脑子里有东西，钱包里全是自己挣的钱，别说这个月，全世界都会对你好一点。When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of your own earnings, let alone this month, the whole world will treat you better.
十、人人都是自顾不暇的泥菩萨，别指望谁能帮你度过现实这条河。Everyone is a self-conscious clay bodhisattva. Don’t expect anyone to help you cross the river.
十一、时间总是霸道的推着人往前走，不给退路，我们总是执着的喜欢从前的人，不肯认输。Time always pushes people forward and does not give way. We are always persistent in liking the former and refuse to admit defeat.
十二、你一生走南闯北，充其量，顶多也就遇见三个人。一个要你活，一个要你死，一个根本不在意你死活。When you go south and North all your life, you will meet at most three people. One wants you to live, one wants you to die, and the other doesn’t care about you at all.
十三、所谓靠谱的人，就是凡事有交代，件件有着落，事事有回音。The so-called trustworthy person is that everything has to be explained, everything has its end, everything has its echo.
十四、道理是要跟懂道理的人讲，对于没皮没脸的人，就要以其人之道还治其人之身。Reason is to tell people who understand the truth. For those who have no skin and no face, they should treat them in the same way as others.
十五、喜欢一个人，始于颜值，陷于才华，忠于人品，痴于肉体，迷于声音，醉于深情，最后，折于物质，败于现实。Like a person, from the face value, trapped in talent, loyalty to character, obsessed with the body, obsessed with sound, drunk in affection, finally, folded in material, defeated in reality.
十六、身为一个人，水倒七分满，话留三分软。不清楚我的路子，就别打听我的底线。As a person, the water pours seven cents full, leaving three soft words. Don’t ask my bottom line if you don’t know my way.
十七、既往不咎这个词过于虚假，祝你幸福更是虚伪恶心。爱你这件事太辛苦了吧，还是祝你不得好死吧。In the past, the word “do not blame” is too false. Wishing you happiness is more hypocritical and disgusting. It’s too hard to love you. I wish you a happy death.
十八、道不同不相为谋，你讨厌我，我也未必喜欢你，各走各的人岂不是更潇洒，何必咄咄逼人费了口舌也讨人嫌，你闲得慌但是我没空陪你。If you hate me, I may not like you. People who go their separate ways are not smarter. Why are you so aggressive and difficult to talk about? You are in a hurry but I am not free to accompany you.
十九、希望你过得没我好，死得比我早，吃不好也睡不好，还特别的显老。I hope you don’t live as well as I do. You die earlier than I do. You can’t eat well or sleep well. You are still very old.
二十、别把我的个性和态度混为一谈，我的个性是源于我是谁，而我的态度则取决于你是谁。Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
二十一、以前被人误解，恨不得揪住对方衣领解释个三天三夜，现在不了，如果你不能理解我，那我们就分头走，我虽然渴，但不是什么水都喝。I was misunderstood before, and I would like to grab each other’s collar and explain for three days and three nights. Now I can’t. If you can’t understand me, then we’ll go separately. I’m thirsty, but I don’t drink any water.
